Bimbotic Bombshells...

GOD IS SO CRUEL SOMETIMES!!!!

How can he make a girl so damn beautiful then destroy it by giving her a brain with an I.Q similar to her shoe size?

Some of you may have guessed... Yeap... This post is about BIMBOS!!!

As you may have noticed...

The Bimbo Rage...

Is ON!!!

I mean look at them...

They are so damn HOT!!!

yet they lack brains...

Some may even call it an epidemic...

Yet there are SO MANY FAMOUS BIMBOS OUT THERE....

Jessica Simpson... And her Chicken of the sea...



Paris Hilton and her stupid escapades in The Simple Life...



All the girls in MTV's Sweet Sixteen...

And who can forget those wonderful young bimbos...

Throughout history women have evolved to become equal counter-parts of men...

Though most women truned out fine...

Some turned out finer then others... Yet they got lost in the evolutionary journey in the brain department...

They make even the dumbest man look like Einstein... And to be honest we men don't have a problem with that... I mean what could possibly go wrong??? Well lets just take a look at the two most popular choices for bimbos....

There is either these super hot rich ones... That get drunk and party all night with daddy's trust funds... Get one of them and you'll be PIMPING!!!!

Or if you really want a trophy girlfriend just get those drunk bitches at the bar....

Well, i really hope that these idiots can make a comeback with brains... Nothing more sexier then an inteligent hot girl... now those are rare to find...

Until then we have to cope with bimbos....

And btw... these are western bimbos... The singaporean wannabes have no chance against them... ur not hot to begin with and now that you lack brains you can kiss my 18 year old brown (yes i am indian) ass....

I see them everywhere... holding their cellphones and slanging a mixture of australian american british and god knows what else... Thinking they are so hot when they look like drag queens...

" I'm soo not going to the party..."

"Stoop Thaat, thats Liiiike suuuuper annoyiiiiing...."

Know wats annoying??? Its you!!! Wish i could stuff a cellphone into your mouths and slap it out through the back of your heads....

And they think they're so HOT!!!

FUCK YOU!

YOU'RE ASIAN!!! SLANGING IS NOT GONNA LAND YOU ZAC EFFRON OR SOME TEENSIE DISNEY CLUB SINGERS... EVEN IF WE BLEACH OUR ASSES WE CAN NEVER BE WHITE...

SO QUIT THE CRAP... AND START SPEAKING NORMALLY... AND CUT THE BIMBO SHIT... BIMBOING FOR ASIANS IS AS COOL AS METAL BAND IN A 50 CENT CONCERT... tHEY JUST DON'T MIX!!!! WE BELONG IN THE HAWKERSHOP SPEAKING SINGLISH TO OUR FRIENDS AND DRINKING THAT BOTTLE OF TIGER...

AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW YOU CAN BIMBO ABOUT AT LEAST DO IT SOMEWHERE WHERE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ON ABOUT, NOT IN A FREAKING MRT WITH UNCLES AND AUNTIES WHO DUN EVEN BOTHER IF YOU ARE FROM AMERICA OR AUSTRALIA... ALL THEY KNOW IS ANG MO KIO OR CHUA CHU KANG!!!

Well as for me... I'm so gonna go to america... im gonna act like im some exotic spanish indian dude and land as many chicks as possible.... AMERICA THE LAND OF POSSIBILITIES!!!

Yup, Thats gonna be me...

Im Lazy...

Alright people...

Been getting a lot of comments asking me to update...

well....

not surprising...

its all because of my latest trend...

LAZINESS!!!

I know its not healthy and stuff...

BUT DAMN YOU PEOPLE... IM HAVING FUN....

Anyway... Been quite busy these days too...

Becoming a Nocturnal....

My typical day starts at 11pm...

Head for the Dam, Syed, Rubiya or some block....

Disturb cats, dogs and bangladeshi workers...

Slack...

Disturb cats, dogs and bangladeshi workers...

you get the point...

and i won't be back till like 8 in the morning...

and then i sleep till 8 in the evening...

i know...

forgive me...

im having fun...

Anyway...

Gonna learn to MULTI-TASK...

Golden Sneakers Goes To...

Ok lets face it...

Im retarded when it comes to soccer...

I usually play keeper... or run around aimlessly begging for a ball...

and...

Im proud to say...

I suck...

but then...

Its in my blood to be devoted to soccer...

i mean...

im indian...

i know there is no indian national team for soccer...

but...

at least locally (in Singapore) we are regarded as good...

well...

I changed my misconceptions that day...

i was running in the track... (apparantly trying to lose weight...)

when... wan suddenly called...

he wanted people to play soccer at vista...

He rushed me off the track and we got into his car and made our way to vista...

I was already shagged...

knowing this...

i decided to relax...

but muhes was injured and he wanted to play keeper...

and that can only mean, i have to run around aimlessly...

but i thought it can be OK and i played...

and guess what i scored!!!

SCORED

SCORED

SCORED

I couldn't believe it...

i scored four goals...

muhes said they were quite good... but i know it was the result of pure luck...

And VIK OWES ME MEGA MAC!!!

haha...

he said he will get me one if i scored...

and i did...

after all...

I am a food fighter...

haha...

anyway... went home shagged but satisfied...

P.S: Vik you did the right thing... Retaliating at them is useless...

I think i'm turning GAY!!! Isn't that FABULOUS???

Alright...

The title may be freaky...

but its not so bad...

You see...

Im starting to take a good look at myself...

I realised that i am becoming metrosexual...

Im using more products on my hair,face and skin than a girl who reached puberty...

and this is worrying me...

but i just found out im not alone...

every other guy around me is also doing the same...

and i feel so in place...

Metrosexualism is so cool...

Never had men looked so much better...

And guess what...

CHICKS LOVE IT!!!

and please...

its not gay...

its just FABULOUS....

haha...

ok gtg...

gonna apply my face mask...

Standing... Still Standing... Was Standing...

Ok...

lets get to my drinking problem...

Alright

I love drinking...

Its the best thing to do when you are bored/stressed/chilling/slacking/did i say bored?/etc...

And wats better?

Havin a friend join you when you are drunk...

haha...

the fun you have never ends...

lol

everything is all fun and joy...

till you puke!!!

AAARGH!!!!

how i wish i can take shot after shot and still remember the exact value of the speed of light...

but lets face it...

i wouldn' even know that shit if i were sober as a priest...

Drinking is not really a problem to me...

and it never has been...

trust me...

i am not your typical tamileh who kaysiao after he drinks...

all i do is smile like a jackass... and laugh at everything...

It is so fun...

Let me introduce you to the different stages...

Firstly you start...

this is when the shirt comes off and you brag about how many shots you took the last time you drank...

this is also the time when your friends whip out photos of your drunken escapades...

and prove to you that you are still a doink...

The first five glasses are RAW/NEAT...

this means there is no mixture...

just pure, burning, intoxicating, mind-boggling alcohol...

if you get past the first five then the rest is mixed with coke or sprite or whatever mixture prefered...

And then there is the Tipsy/Im Not drunk yet stage...

this is when you know what you are doing but others don't...

you tend to talk sense and you suddenly overflow with words of wisdom...

at this stage people usually let loose...

but good frenz usually load more alcohol into your body...

Just to see you Piss Drunk and laugh at the photos during gatherings... BASTARDS!!!!

This is also when the shooters such as the tequila comes out...

And as you know it...

If you wanna be Gung Ho...

Then...

YOU'RE FUCKED!!!

Then there is the drunk stage...

this is when your friends don't know what the fuck you are up to...

AND SO ARE YOU...

they laugh at you...

and you enjoy the limelight thinking its all part of the fun...

BUT GUESS WHAT...

WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE PICTURES...

THEN YOU WOULD REALISE WHAT A NUMBNUT YOU ARE...

LOL...

and then the puking part comes in...

The infamous Merlion...

you burp to force some air out and the stale taste of the malt in the alcohol gets burped out too...

this leads to vomit!!!

the most fascinating and wonderful vomits are those:

-You did on yourself...

- On your friend...

- Or the long straight sprouts that shoot out like that of linda blair in Exorcist...

I had my fair share of all three...

im sorry Mono...

I dun care if it messes ur Sex Appeal...

but yea...

i vomited on him...

btw he is my cuz...

ladies take note...

When the bottles hit the floor, there's definately action fo' sho'...

or at least you end up hugging the toilet bowl...

finally...

The next day...

A hangover and lots of pictures that will haunt you for the rest of your life...

haha...

Drinking IS THE SHIT!!!

CHEERS!!!

Drink Responsibly...

My Ambition...

I've had it with lame jobs like doctors and lawyers...

i wanna be a pornstar!!!

but then...

with my current body...

its out of reach...

so here goes anything...

My ambition is to be a member of jackass...

I am infatuated by those dumb guys!!!

JHONNY KNOXVILLE, BAM MARGERA, RYANN DUNN...

Freaking cool people!!!

IM NOT GAY!!!

I just like dumb people nowadays...

I wanna brand my ass or clip my ass together or freeze my balls to an iced horse!!!

they are way too cool for school...

so guess wat?

im gonna drop out of RP...

im gonna join johnny and guys...

WOOHHOOOO!!!!

IM gonna get a P.H.D in Jackassin'

Public transport my foot....

Have you ever wished you can throw away your EZ-LINK card?

Do you go through sleepless nights thinking about cars?

Everytime a modified lancer crosses you... Do you wanna punch the driver?

I know its hard to admit...

But you are suffering from haventgetlicenceitis....

But you are not alone...

I am with you...

Seeing those undeserving drivers on the road makes me wish i had my licence...

There are three types of drivers my dad and i never fail to criticse..

Firstly...

The idiot on the phone...

He never fails to get on our nerves... he talks animatedly and starts signalling late... to add insult to injury he can still stare at you as if you are at fault... Not only that... he hogs the fast lane and he thinks that the earpiece is for no-brainers...

Well guess wat?

I have news for you asshole... u and ur business buddies can shove it... give us space to move faggot!!

Well this brings me to the next group of people...

The Ah Bengs in their souped up Civics...

Cutting in cutting out racing with other idiots...

Guess what?

i dun wanna criticise you...

im also young blood mah!!!

i also gonna race...

lol

anyway...

race also use nice car la...

dun use hyundai or wat to race la...

damn retarded u knw...

for ppl who dun like it...

BLAME TOKYO DRIFT!!!

now to the people i hate the most!!!!

MAT REMPIT!!!!

U think u so cool ah faggots!

drive bloody sparks and waves then act cool...

think u own the road ah?

u pay the least road tax and then hog the road...

and u buggers ah pampered way too much...

anything also traffic law protect you...

get a life la...

use hayabusa at least nvm...

boon siew honda!!

WTF???

IDIOTS!!!

anyway...

now time for me to focus on passing first...

so gonna drive...

even if it kills me...